So THAT’s what Mysterioso wants!

…to fuck me.

Well, I could’ve told you that I knew this from the beginning since Mysterioso HAS been forward as hell about it.. but then again, there is a hint that he MAY have wanted more than just to fuck me.  But after our IM conversation ended abruptly just now, he might’ve changed his mind.

So I signed onto my IM and saw that he was on, and was debating with Aubrey about whether to IM him or not until coming to the conclusion that I would wait for him to initiate the conversation (since it has always been the other way around so far).  And to my surprise, he actually DID message me first with a hello.  The conversation started off normal enough..

Now wait a second, did I forget to mention that last week I sent him a horny text message requesting him to come over and fuck me?  Yes, I totally left that out.  Anyway, that’s a little back-story that should explain how the conversation led directly to talk about why he didn’t come over.

I tried to shrug it off as a FLUKE occurrence, that I was just extremely (yes, EXTREMELY) horny and it was not something that I’d normally offer up so easily.  Because really, that’s what it WAS!  He looked totally hot that night when I saw him and I wanted to just jump on him SO badly.. It would have been hot and fucking delicious.   But then.. all the news of the following day’s events flooded my brain, and I felt guilty for him thinking that the offer is still there when I’m on a mandatory no-humping dry spell.

The conversation proceeded something like this (I paraphrased.. it was a long IM):

Mysterioso:  then put legs on my shoulders and go real deep
and hard

Mysterioso: kiss your neck and ear suck on your bottom lip

Mysterioso: look into your eyes and go real deep

[I come to the realization that Mysterioso is IN THE MOOD (reference to our blog title haha)]

the incurable flirt:  are you trying to cyberfuck me?

Mysterioso:  watch you touch yourself as i pound away

Mysterioso:  flip you over on top

Mysterioso:  so you ride it and grind on it

Mysterioso:  i can kiss that sexy ass stomach of yours

Mysterioso:  lick your nipples

Mysterioso:  grab your ass

Mysterioso:  lean over and kiss you over your shoulder

Mysterioso:  fuck you harder and harder

[enter more progressively graphic yet awesome sex talk here]

Yes so after discussing it with Aubrey, I’ve realized that I got CYBER RAPED!  Well, it’s not like I didn’t enjoy reading it and getting turned on by it.. but I just feel so guilty because my downstairs is out of order at this point in time.  Not only that, but also the fact that I already have such a great fuck going with Particular Guy.  Particular Guy and I just came to an agreement, after our adventures in catching the Clap, that we would be down to just fuck each other exclusively.

And then there goes life, waving extra juicy candy in front of my face yet again, in the hot from of Mysterioso himself.

So after he invited me to “hang out with him” in a few days from now, upon which I attempted to slickly decline (I didn’t pull it off quite the way I had wanted to)… he proceeded to say stuff along the lines of ‘WTF you got me all worked up and now you’re saying you can’t?’  I tried to tell him why.. the REAL reason why.. I was just in the beginnings of being completely honest about my situation, then he SIGNED OFF.  And didn’t return.  All I got in was that something happened the day after I sent that text message, and that it affected me and my ability to fuck.  Then he was gone.  So……. Aubrey says I just blueballed him and that he must be thinking me to be a tease.  I’m debating about whether or not to bother emailing or calling him to explain, or if I’ll just let it be and wait for him to be available on IM again.  Though waiting is probably what I’ll end up doing because I don’t really have the energy to deal with it right now.

After getting tested again and making sure that I’m clean, the question is this: Do I really want to open the door between my legs to Mysterioso as well?  Obviously, by the way that he was cyberfucking me, we’d have a jolly fun time in the sack together.  And he’s definitely HOT.. but the health risk factor might be high with him.  I don’t know him that well, and generally speaking, I just don’t know.. I’d need to have a sit-down talk with him to see what’s up, if he’s been tested, all that fun stuff.  We’d definitely be using rubbers, and ideally we would be honest with each other once any new partner(s) enter the picture.

Moral to the story?  As Aubrey has pointed out… Cybersex is NOT dead.  HA!

-the incurable flirt